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Governmentium, discovery of new element.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science and that effects all basic life.
The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium ".
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. It
has properties similar to "black holes" and absorb all independent
energy.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take
over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a
second. It has the opposite effect on a reaction than that of a catalyst.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as "Critical Morass".
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